Help! Matt needs work! It appears that our LBS is cutting costs and keeping their mechanic busy by forcing him to face public ridicule by riding his bike on a trainer set atop a specially built platform in front of the shop. He’s become a living billboard! Pray God he doesn’t fast become a livid billboard, sitting out there baking in the sun and going nowhere. Oh the humanity! Give the poor guy a book already.
Cyclists face ridicule enough as it is, clawing for a pitiful little strip of space along the mean streets of Adrian and the back roads of Lenawee County. But now, one of our own has been hoisted upon a pedestal, as it were, like a god to fellow cyclists, perhaps, but like a shameful illustration of the dark fantasies filling the minds of all the cagers motoring up and down Main St.
Please stop by and help him pass the time with a little conversation. Better yet, find something for him to fix so he can go back inside.